-puffs up cheeks- Hey, I turned 15 already, baka! You went to mine and Rin’s birthday party! You even slept over! -places hands on hips and tilts head- Should I ask them, then? Won’t I have them laughing at me again like when I asked them what were tampons for?
-blinks- Of course they are. Cheese balls, ice cream balls, rice balls, those snow cones you eat sometimes. Not soccer balls or any others like those, though, I mean, sure, you can eat them, but you would have really bad stomach pain.
Fourteen, thirteen, fifteen… what’s the difference… I don’t even know anymore.. -eyes Len putting his hands on his hips- -smirks- -thinks: “Well, that’s so manly.”-
They’ll laugh at you most likely.
… Please, Len… don’t… don’t eat a dildo… for both of our sake. -horrified look-
-sticks out tongue- I’m not in charge of my parents’ sex life. And I don’t want to think about it either.
Aw, you’re blushing againnn~ -pinches Len’s cheeks- Doesn’t concern me? -pouts- How disappointing, Len-chan..
Wait,.. Are you purposefully trying to make a sexual innuendo at me, Len-chan? -raises eyebrow also-
Hey hey hey- and they’re scoops. Not balls. That’s like saying bananas aren’t bananas. They’re dildos instead.
-gags- You had to go there, didn’t you, that’s gross!
-swats Kaito’s hand away- -blinks, feeling confused- Innuendo? Dildos? I don’t even know what those are, Kaito. -frowns- Are dildos edible?
Well, you practically brought it up. -shrugs-
So, am I pose to teach you what dildos and innuendos are? Maybe when you’re a little more grown up. You’re fourteen, I would have expected you to know them. Or one of the words. But I guess not, heh. -shrugs- Iroha knows what they are. I’m sure Rin knows too. And Piko. They’re about your age.
Well, are balls edible?
I dunno. I s’pose we Shions are like Weasleys. Can’t get enough of ‘em!
You try out her dresses? Kawaaiii~ -grins widely, laughing a little- You’re such a shota. -leans in towards his face- What was that? I couldn’t exactly hear you, Len-chan~
Pfft, I was offering her some and she simply didn’t catch it at the right time. Pfft.
-rolls eyes- As if one wasn’t enough.
-facepalms- She’s the one to make our costumes for shows, you know! -blushes bright red when he realized Kaito is too close- …. I…. Huh… Nothing that concerns you….. -gulps and looks away-
-takes a step back so that he’s a safe distance from Kaito- Huh… -shakes head to clear off mind- -blinks and looks at Kaito again- … You threw her a cone that had three balls. Did you expect her to catch it with her mouth and swallow it whole or? -tilts eyebrow-
-sticks out tongue- I’m not in charge of my parents’ sex life. And I don’t want to think about it either.
Aw, you’re blushing againnn~ -pinches Len’s cheeks- Doesn’t concern me? -pouts- How disappointing, Len-chan..
Wait,.. Are you purposefully trying to make a sexual innuendo at me, Len-chan? -raises eyebrow also-
Hey hey hey- and they’re scoops. Not balls. That’s like saying bananas aren’t bananas. They’re dildos instead.
Well, I have my sister Kaiko, but she lives with a bunch of brothers so she’s very guy-like but gets more spoiled. -shrugs-
Uh. So, you understand girls, Len? That’s why you’ve had- I dunno- zero girlfriends? -chuckles- -ruffles Len’s hair-
CAREFUL IS A WONDERFUL MIDDLE NAME FOR ME. But then again, I was using sarcasm.
-blinks- After all these years, I still fail to know who’s who in your family…. You all look the same but with different hair colours! Why did you parents make so many babies, any way?
-glares heatedly- I have a twin sister and since we’re the same size I’m the one to try out her dresses, you moron. -crosses arms and looks away- -mumbles under breath “Besides, I never got interested in dating girls…”-
I bet you were careful that time you spilt ice cream all over Miku-chan, boy, was she pissed. -chuckles-
I dunno. I s’pose we Shions are like Weasleys. Can’t get enough of ‘em!
You try out her dresses? Kawaaiii~ -grins widely, laughing a little- You’re such a shota. -leans in towards his face- What was that? I couldn’t exactly hear you, Len-chan~
Pfft, I was offering her some and she simply didn’t catch it at the right time. Pfft.
-blinks- Nani? -swats Kaito’s hand away- What did you do to Miku-chan then? -touches his own chin in thought- So that’s why Rin was so pissy the other day… I heard her saying something about making someone learn their lesson, so if I were you I’d be careful. -smirks a bit-
Pfft, I dunno. -shrugs- It’s not my job to understand girls. They’re a foreign species to me.
Well.. careful is my middle name~ (￣ω￣;)
-rolls eyes- You’re lucky, you don’t have a twin sister who nags you all the time. And well… -scratches back of neck awkwardly- Some things about girls aren’t that hard to understand… I guess that comes from growing up with Rin though. -sighs-
And Kaito Careful Shion is the stupidest name I ever heard. -tilts eyebrow-
Well, I have my sister Kaiko, but she lives with a bunch of brothers so she’s very guy-like but gets more spoiled. -shrugs-
Uh. So, you understand girls, Len? That’s why you’ve had- I dunno- zero girlfriends? -chuckles- -ruffles Len’s hair-
CAREFUL IS A WONDERFUL MIDDLE NAME FOR ME. But then again, I was using sarcasm.
-blinks- Nani? -swats Kaito’s hand away- What did you do to Miku-chan then? -touches his own chin in thought- So that’s why Rin was so pissy the other day… I heard her saying something about making someone learn their lesson, so if I were you I’d be careful. -smirks a bit-
Pfft, I dunno. -shrugs- It’s not my job to understand girls. They’re a foreign species to me.
Well.. careful is my middle name~ (￣ω￣;)
D’awwwwwwwww. -hugs Len from behind- You’re so kawaii, Len-chan. -grins-
-facepalms and tries to ignore the fact that Kaito is hugging him- Baka! And don’t call me “chan”, I’m not a girl! Have you been hanging around with nee-chan and Miku-chan again? -looks at Kaito from over his own shoulder-
-removes arms from around Len- Sorry, Len-chan. I didn’t mean to offend you. -smiles, pinches Len’s cheek- Eh, Miku’s been ignoring me lately. And Rin is mad because I ate the last orange creamsicle.
-takes a step back- What are you doing? -tilts eyebrow and feels nervous-
… I was going to hug you, but it looks like you have just seen the creepiest thing ever.
-blushes- W-why are you always hugging me out of nowhere or for stupid reasons, jeez! -turns around and crosses arms-
-blinks- -steps closer to Len so he’s standing behind him- I was just trying to be a friend and comfort you in a teasing way..
-walks around to face Len- I didn’t mean to make you m— Wait a minute.. Are you.. Are you blushing? -smiles a little- How cute!
-widens eyes- WHAT. First of all, I AM NOT blushing! Second of all, CUTE?! Kaito!! -flails and turns away from Kaito-
D’awwwwwwwww. -hugs Len from behind- You’re so kawaii, Len-chan. -grins-
-takes a step back- What are you doing? -tilts eyebrow and feels nervous-
… I was going to hug you, but it looks like you have just seen the creepiest thing ever.
-blushes- W-why are you always hugging me out of nowhere or for stupid reasons, jeez! -turns around and crosses arms-
-blinks- -steps closer to Len so he’s standing behind him- I was just trying to be a friend and comfort you in a teasing way..
-walks around to face Len- I didn’t mean to make you m— Wait a minute.. Are you.. Are you blushing? -smiles a little- How cute!
